Lap Buddy

Since it’s a relatively slow week, I thought I’d just take the time to share one of recent additions to my nerd arsenal with y’all:

Lap Saver

Although it’s actually called the “Targus Tornado Chill Mat”, I prefer to call it the “Crotch Saver”. As silly as it looks, it plugs into a USB port on your laptop (which you put on top) and those two big fans keep your reproductive organs at a pleasant room temperature. Before, I could only spend maybe a 1/2 hour at a time trying to steal Nieder’s identity online before my lap and nearby man parts would get uncomfortably sweaty. Now, I can pleasantly dedicate hours on end to the task. Totally worth the $30.


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