Subtle Hints
So we were out to dinner a little while ago, and the place was pretty small, so you could hear pretty much every word spoken at the table next to us. The nice thing about that was that I was pretty much turning and laughing the whole dinner as the 4 dudes next to us dropped all these subtle little hints that they might, just might, be sweet frat boys:
1) They B.Y.O.Bar. Literally, it must have taken two grocery bags to bring in all their booze and mixers. Everyone else in the place maybe had a bottle of wine or two. They were mixing drinks, and doing shots.
2) One conversation overheard: how to get around saying “I love you” to a girl. Best quote of that conversation “I’ve never said that to anyone but my mom.”
3) Before ordering, the question: “What are you feeling like tonight?” I’m thinking: “Lamb, Steak, Fish, etc.”. The answer: “Boobs.” I nearly choked on my food on that one.
4) A long conversation about the current girl at school known for her super promiscuity. They even had a clever nickname for her, but I forget what it was. Something along the lines of “Banana Liz”, but different, obviously, that one’s taken.
Well, we finally had our answer near the end of dinner, when they stopped a girl passing by their table to hit on her, and explained that each of of them was each other’s big/little brother. Shocking, I know.
